A strange thing happened to me yesterday as a magician stumbled into my backyard. I knew the man had to be a magician. He was wearing a pointy black hat with yellow stars on it. He also wore flowing purple robes with tassels and carried a long, carved stick that looked like a wand. “Hello, young man, what year is it?â€ the magician asked. “Welcome to 2020â€ I said. “Good heavens, I have come too far! I must repair that setting,â€ the magician said.